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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in that sentence

hjbender

“I want you to be able to fit inside.“

I swear this line is completely innocent. Yeah, it’s spoken by a wee little frost troll to a great big bare-chested thundergod, but you’re just going to have to believe me.

I was tagged by the amazing @fairy-changeling and I tag the wonderful @dictionarywrites, @i-bleed-salt, @calamity-cain, @moonsandrock, @softnocturne, @roguewen, @raeseddon, @noelleian and @wouldyouknowmore . I share a lot of friends in the Thorki fandom, so if you’ve already been tagged, guess what, you get a free pass. (Unless you don’t want to pass up a good opportunity. In which case, HAVE AT IT, FRIENDS.)

raeseddon

Ermagerd Bender, you caught me in the middle of editing a thing! Okay, here goes:

“Alright, so we’re in Middle Earth! No use complaining until someone asks us to scale a volcano barefoot.”

I don’t have enough people to tag for the whole sentence BUT. I tag:

@zabbers ,@cybra-sensei , @nowhere-dawn-death-phan @inquisiitor

nowhere-dawn-death-phan

Ahh, you managed to find me just as I started writing a request. It’s fluffy, which is always good - 

Helena nodded almost lazily, taking the lollipop she’d been eating out of her mouth. “We’ve been attempting to make you do this for almost a week. Do try to keep up, darling.”

Since it is undeniably far too long of a sentence to tag each and individual person for, I shall just tag - @racescoronas@dwayne-pride and anyone else who wants to do it.

racescoronas

This was my last comment in a discussion about my teacher cancelling a school event we were all looking forward to since last year

“Okay what the fuck”

I tag @bisexual-eponine, @the-1992-newsies-is-better, @the-newsies-justice-for-zas-blog, @heyjackyboyuh (sorry I’m annoying and always tag the same people)

heyjackyboyuh

Oh my god no, it was

“Jwsbksdh I love baking”

does keysmash count as a word ? I’m gonna pretend it Don’t

I’d tag ppl but my laptop won’t let me because of horrible connection ?? But y’know if Hug, Grace or Mai sees it uhhh hi guys ur. ur tagged. haha. tagged u

we-dont-sell-papes

thanks Andy

“He hated being seen with his inhibitions down, which is why he almost never got drunk.”

guess who “he” is lmao. (it’s spot) so that’s 16 words. great, ok.

@timesarehardfornewsies @albertdasillva @ben-cook-can-cook @elmers-half-a-cup @elmer-s-s0cks @newsies-stop-theworld @poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow @sqecs @maiawakening @broadwayandbookblog @thatfancyclam @not-your-cigar @thatshiscigar @tony-higgins @wetcoffeejpg @dank-crypitic

wetcoffeejpg

«yes 🅱️ls»


oof two people alright time to choose my victims


@toomanyfandomshellp @seizethegay1899 ;)

toomanyfandomshellp

“Yes? No? Maybe, I dunno,”

I was talking about a rock band summer camp fyi

@thebellaphant

@thatguylex

@blaikleethepanagender

@tommy-braccoli

@spock-conlon

blaikleethepanagender

“Hey it’s Voldemort”

When talking about one of my friends cats on a virtual game through a group chat.

@somecleverfandomrelatedname @pineappapizza @theresneverenoughfandoms

theresneverenoughfandoms

“I mean, like, something is off and I don’t know what.”

I wasn’t sure whether this meant creative writing or just general conversation so I went with the last sentence I wrote for the next Sanders Sides journal.

@damion-he-be @possum-spaghetti @notalwaysthevillian @lizaelsparrow @ajdraws0430 @broadwaytheanimatedseries @ironwoman359 @altruistic-skittles @softestvirgil @sanderssidecanons @the-pastel-peach

altruistic-skittles

Hopefully, that incubus would leave him alone too.

(look ma, spoilers)

@residentanchor @v-doodles @thedangeroussecondcookie @ace-up-my-sleeves @trulymightypotato @moondragon12 @azlinne @menacefh

v-doodles

*bangs head on desk* YEEESSSS

@gamamaro @residentanchor @impatentpending @imtoobiforyou @pipapatton

imtoobiforyou

The names in Lord of the Flies actually play a big role in storytelling and building character: in fact, the author pointedly calls characters certain things to bring home a point.

(hell thats 31 words I’m not doin that)

@royallyanxious @failureofaesthetics @the-randomest-ofthe-fandomest @davidthetraveler

the-randomest-ofthe-fandomest

“Never!” Mark bellowed before hunching his shoulders and stomping around the room, making fun of “tough” guys.

(Been writing!)

@fanderily @snowflakesareokay @sanderssidess

snowflakesareokay

“‘Oh so you’re a fan then?’ Hayley asked, directing the subject of the conversation slightly - people tend to do this when something someone has said has hurt them.”

28 words of bad writing but oh well, better than nothing

@emphoenixcat @marquis-de-large-baguette @the-voice-of-night-vale @im-bi-myself @iliveinprocrasti-nation @fanderily @lizaelsparrow

Source: hjbender own writing tagging tag post kind long post? don't feel obliged to do this
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parkersanders

Give me a broken soulmate au.

Give me Roman shaking everyone’s hand because he wants to be able to see color upon touching his soulmate’s hand, but he forever sees black and white.

Give me Patton telling everyone he meets a unique pun because he hopes that the words tattooed on their wrist will be his first words to them and he wants to make a good impression.

Give me Virgil who can’t speak until he meets his soulmate but he tries to say his name out loud with everyone he meets.

Give me Logan who can see everyone’s red string of fate connecting their soulmates but he can’t see his own.

Give me the boys who meet one another and fall in love despite not being soulmates.

Give me Patton joking around with Virgil and learning sign and making visual puns because it makes Virgil giggle and laugh and get all blushy.

Give me Roman who loves to paint despite only seeing in black and white because he can still create amazing pictures with simply shades and tones—his favorite muses are the boys who will pose for him.

Give me Logan who tries to tell them about their strings but they insist that they don’t need to know anymore.

If there can be found family that aren’t defined by predetermined fate, then there can be found soulmates that aren’t determined by predetermined fate.

imtoobiforyou

SGAKHHJSNBKCJKEUOFJNVNBDHJSAJFSHJFHJWJH YES.

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YES

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RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVEN’T YET SEEN

thewallsofconcrete

An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida

Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957

Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII

Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945

The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888

A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936

Job Hunting In 1930’s

German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945

Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961

Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934

Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931

Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932

The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947

The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967

Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967

Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974

Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter”


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herewaskendra

Wow

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